how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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