hell yes lets make some ravioli
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
