I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
operation harelip BJ is a go
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize