their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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