Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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