How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
