I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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