Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
my liver is dry heaving
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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