How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
We need a shit load of segways right now
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