pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
True strength comes from lack of pants
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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