did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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