My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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