pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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