I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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