One girl and one boy is just not enough.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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