She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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