I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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