fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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