how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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