at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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