Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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