Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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