North Korea, Best Korea!
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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