Your face is a jimmy john
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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