Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Someone stole a lamp last night.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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