You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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