Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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