Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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