redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
