I looked at my own cervix.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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