He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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