That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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