hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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