I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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