Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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