There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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