Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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