That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
