Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
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