We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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