sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
