Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
