youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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