is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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