thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
