Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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