im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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