i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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