Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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