we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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