yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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