he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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