he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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