he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
